brillohead:

baconsteak:

milhousecest:

i fucking hate you kathy lee

im laughing so hard oh my god

oh my fucking god

(Source: meladoodle)




ruinedchildhood:

This Ice Cream Truck Too Turnt Right Now




gnickolascarlin:

totemo-kawaii-ne:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING

At least this hasn’t happened to me.

(Source: micool-jones)





sqvad:

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

jesus christ




(Source: sexbooksandvacations)










egberts:

newtongeisszler:

WHY

you’ve been watching it for four minutes it must mean something to you

(Source: striders)